I'm loud. I'm sarcastic. You ain't scurr me. I'm a petite 6'11 in tall. Im a semipro roller derby player. I'm a foster parent to three turtles who fell victim to the opiate epidemic: Geraldo, Nikita, and Hoyt. I enjoy beating bitch ass, whomping bitch ass, and tearing bitch ass TF up. I enjoy cutting paper, chasing wind, and pretending I'm Mrs. Maury Povich. I love toothpaste, Enya, and things that turn on. I be snitchin, if dem hoez be bitchin. Taught Kindergarten for 5 years.

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